do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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