Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
there was a trapeze. enough said
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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