i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There r osticjed everywhere
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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