How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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