It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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