i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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