apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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