the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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