p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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