so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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