she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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