It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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