I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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