I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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