Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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