when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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