I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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