I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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