at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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