Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
