It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Floor bacon is actually really good
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