I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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