the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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