Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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