so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I think i got beer on your cat.
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