Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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