Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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