Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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