Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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