Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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