I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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