We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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