Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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