How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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