He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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