Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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