ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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