Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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