And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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