Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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