sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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