Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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