My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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