why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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