Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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