Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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