You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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