On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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