hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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