i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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