I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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