I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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