What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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