ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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