Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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