Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
