Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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