I could make wine with my vomit
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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