Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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