We're facebook friends in real life
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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