Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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