actually, I'm a sock model
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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