You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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